On Friday evening June 10, 2005 a portion of the Kino Bay Group met secretly at an un-disclosed site in Socorro, New Mexico, to discuss the apparent disruption in the Ham Bands of recent days and weeks.
It was felt that this interference was probably caused by aliens.
It was the consensus of the group that we should make a trek to the VLA (Very Large Array) and scan the heavens for any identifying blips on the screen that would indicate what was
causing so much disruption in earthly radio signals.
The Odd Couple, better known as Dr. Ed and Sticker patch Jim suggested that we look elsewhere, so we proceeded to look into the darker places.
We wound up in San Antonio, New Mexico, at a place called the Owl Café.
We knew that something must be up when they led us into this darkened environment, we had to keep our hands on our money because of shady characters such as these.
Please note walls covered with our money.
After much debate, it was decided that we should continue to Roswell where they say aliens have been spotted all over town. Once we arrived we noted
that Gene and Peggy had been abducted and were last seen departing the VLA area.
PLEASE DON'T TAKE US!
Our fearless leader tried negotiating with them, but they would have no part of that.
It came to the point where they were fighting and it looked like our leader might lose, but finally he was able to get the best of the alien and at last report the alien was being taken to the hospital.
We left Lloyd and Carolyn at the hospital to give us up dates on the aliens recovery and we got out of town before we were abducted.
I was able to make a deal with the aliens before leaving, they promised us better conditions on the Ham Bands. I warned them that we could return and things could get worse. I'll be listening on the Radio for each one of you. You must check in so I will know you were not abducted.
W5DEI, YOUR FEARLESS LEADER - NA NU NA NU